December 2009
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I love Justin Long!
Bobby Long: This is exactly why you haven't met my mother! Because you don't know how to ease people in to this situation, you just force your way in every time!
Brandon: Baby, I thought maybe for one second in this God-forsaken town I could be myself! I'm so sorry, you're right, I should just butch up and pretend that I don't love it when you shove your dick in my mouth!
Brandon: Am I making a spectacle? Because I could make a much bigger scene. I'm sorry, Pittsburg, listen up Monroevers, my name is Brandon St. Randy, and I love Bobby Long!
Brandon: Is that enough for you? Is that enough of a scene? Cause I could start doing a lot worse then that. And the reason that you haven't taken me home to your mother is that your mother, with her makeup and all her drinking, she's in the closet too.
Zack Brown: They fight just like real people.
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Update
One week later and I’m steady grinding on my computer. Finally got the sound card to update the driver so at least now it’s fully functional. Next thing up restoring programs and favorites/settings. This will be done before 2010!
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stacymichelle:
“after all of the darkness and...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Lil’ Wayne (11)
The Hint (7)
Relient K (4)
Stevie Wonder (3)
3OH!3 (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
This is way more right than the last one. Although I think all the Relient K songs were Christmas. I really need to get my Zune to scrobble…
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Awesome idea
This time last year I discovered the best thing to look up on Youtube. Children getting a Wii for Christmas. These kids jump, scream, cry, cheer, flip, hug, curse, kiss, pee, shout, smile, shake, and dance with enlightenment. My favorites included parents who legit climbed onto the roof to hide the Wii and then had to go back and bring it down. Two little kids on a scavenger hunt throughout the...
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I'm far from perfect
I get these thoughts from time to time. Awesome ideas. This go around I’ve decided to make a post every day in January listing my flaws. Not in efforts to beat myself up but to make a list of things I can work on to be a better Monique. Hopefully when February comes I’ll have some tangible things to form a resolution.
I might not be able to think of 31 issues. Feel free to hit me up...
My desktop
Been working on my computer all night. So far things are doing great, however there are basically no programs on my computer yet. Hopefully I can get Adobe Creative Suite and Microsoft Office on there before lunch. Those two sets make a computer feel like mine. After those I’ll worry about restoring my firefox favorites and setting up last.fm, ect ect.
So far so good, just so much more to...
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stacymichelle:
I need to never watch romantic comedies. Ever. Ever. Ever. Again.
I’m sticking with the dumb comedies for now on!
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My Only Wish (This Year) - Britney Spears (keeping...
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“I’m a pimp by blood, not relation”
– Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love Ya
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I'm slacking
I haven’t posted my favorite Christmas songs for the past 2 days. Mainly because I haven’t been able to access my music library. I’ll begin posting again tomorrow afternoon
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http://wimp.com/momfamily/ →
monroehips:
And I thought I was a bargain shopper, I’m obviously doing it wrong. Who’s in on trying this?! Lol.
Dude my mom’s friend clips so many coupons that she gets money back when she grocery shops. I totally think we could do this! If we only needed $4 a week to eat imagine how much I could spend on my alcohol budget.
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idk why everyone assumes that if you get a lot...
brianamolly:
allet:
ghostwaters:
idk some families just buy their kids more. it doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate it. idk i didn’t get much but i am glad for what i got, and i’m sure most of the people who got laptops, etc are appreciative of it
this times forty billion idek
omg this. my mom buys us a lot but it’s because she wants to and every christmas idk, it just makes me really...
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Can there be just one?
Watching He’s Just Not That Into You and googled something and ended up on this article. It got me thinking, why is it that every movie that doesn’t have a predominantly black cast has the token black friend. And why is that friend the sassy bitch? I know that Dione in Clueless is the exception but I can’t really think of any others.
Looking at my own life and friends, it got me...
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fuckyeahjoshrandall:
fuckyeahdavestrauchman:
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It’s funny how the whole meaning of a song can change just by seeing one word in a line.
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Typical 5am chat
Monique: i'm baked out
Janea: GRL WORK IN RETAIL
SUSPEND THE SUSPENSE
Monique: no you did not just quote sir william beckett to me
cause if that's the case i need you to talk a long long walk off the shortest pier you can find
Janea: ayo,
imma need you to know
that if you're gonna start that
we've got a big mess on our hands
and it isn't the third cobra starship album
it's you
It's 2:25am...
I should probably bake cookies and a cake, because I have no concept of time.
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stacymichelle:
When things go wrong just remember it can always be worse.
No matter how bad it seems.
It can ALWAYS be worse.
Appreciate what you have.
Things I try to remind myself